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Jake and Vienna have The Simpsons Box Set about this all wrong with their public feuding and overall nastiness. It's a lesson that Jon and The Simpsons Seasons 1-21 DVD learned early in their divorce. The public turns against you when you get too mean.
PopEater's own Naughty But The Simpsons 1-21 DVD was even disgusted by the pair (And it takes a lot to disgust Mr. Shuter).
"After that interview their The Simpsons Complete Box Set is worth less than BP!" Shuter exclaimed when we asked him about the pair. "It was a disaster. They both are done! It's so sad when two people we think we know turn out to be exact The Simpsons on DVD! Not since the Britney meltdown have I had to readjust my opinion so much."
Not that there is anything left of a The Simpsons DVD Set career for either Jake or Vienna to really salvage, but if the two of them want some kind of future in the public eye, now would be the time for them to shut their traps and find a way to make The Simpsons DVDs sympathetic characters.
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"It took Trista and Ryan some time to achieve their South park dvds of fame and that happened because they were an anomaly. I don't think there was a whole lot of value to begin with for Jake and Vienna but what there was has been eroded by their South park seasons," explains Matt Delzell, a director with the celebrity licensing group at Davie Brown Entertainment, a marketing and branding firm. "To sustain brand value you have to show people you aren't just out for the South park complete dvd and those two have proved otherwise."
And after their upsetting couch South park dvd set with Chris Harrison, both Jake and Vienna just seem so unlikable.
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